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Recent Failures
9 JunSince I recently learned that my sense of humor cannot be interpreted through a blog post, I’m adding “be funny” to my list of fail ship moments. Here are some others on the list:
- That one time I took a shower with my socks on
- Love Boat, the goldfish that only lasted a week
- All those other goldfish I’ve killed
- Hand-eye coordination
- Avenging the Jews by slaughtering millions of Nazis
- Dying my hair purple
- Getting a driver license by the time I’m 16
- Avoiding sunburn
- Becoming the first black president of the United States
- When I beat up Rihanna
- Waking up at a decent hour (before noon) everyday
- Becoming Asian
- When I caused that oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico
- Breaking my addiction to peanut butter crackers
- The time(s) I slept with Tiger Woods
- Using my inside voice
- That one time I’d tried to be funny by ranting about the word “sup”
-M
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